01 - Combine ground beef, salt, pepper, garlic powder, and onion powder in a large bowl. Gently mix until just combined, then form into 4 equal patties. Press a slight dimple into the center of each patty to prevent puffing during cooking.
02 - Preheat grill or skillet over medium-high heat until hot.
03 - Place patties on the preheated grill or skillet. Cook for 3-4 minutes per side, or until desired doneness is reached. During the final minute of cooking, top each patty with a slice of sharp cheddar cheese and cover to allow melting.
04 - While burgers are cooking, whisk together mayonnaise, ranch dressing, chopped chives, Worcestershire sauce, and smoked paprika in a small bowl until smooth and well combined.
05 - Lightly toast brioche buns on the grill for 30-60 seconds or in a toaster until golden brown.
06 - Spread a generous layer of crack sauce on both halves of each toasted bun. On the bottom bun, layer shredded lettuce, the cheese-topped burger patty, 2 slices of crispy bacon, tomato slices, and pickles. Place the top bun to complete the burger.
07 - Serve burgers immediately while hot and juicy for the best texture and flavor experience.